Read what people are saying about The Past Bastard!

"Pitiful. You should be charged with non-Masonic conduct." -Bro. Francis Dryden

"Glad to see these guys are taking their obligation so seriously." -Bro. Anonymous

"Childish garbage. Why don't you turn in your membership card and move on?" -Bro. Mat Lod

"I missed the 'satire.' I caught the ignorant sarcasm." -Bro. (?) Leslie Johnson

"The articles are usually offensive at best...I wish [The Past Bastard] would just go away." -Bro. Ryan Mercer

"[The Past Bastard] overall is complete garbage. It's no more respectful or appropriate to the Craft than would be adding 'dick and fart jokes' to the degrees." -Bro. Ryan Mercer

"I can't believe this site is run by Masons." -Bro. Anonymous 

"...I didn't really have high expectations for [The Past Bastard] anyway." -Bro. Jason Eddy

"I don't give an ounce of credibility to [The Past Bastard]. It makes our Craft look cheap and rude to anyone who reads the drivel they post. Just another example of why the West Gate needs to be heavily guarded." -Bro. Christopher Matero

"Yeah, well, not really a fan [of The Past Bastard], but when your jurisdiction gets featured by this guy, you might want to reexamine your public image." -Bro. Chris Hodapp

"If [The Past Bastard] is the 'best choice' for Masonic satire, then the lesser choices must be painfully unfunny." -Bro. u/edit-boy-zero 

"I fail to see the humor, sarcastic or otherwise, in [The Past Bastard]." -Bro. u/speculativemason

"Most of [The Past Bastard's] articles have been 'meh.'" -Bro. u/taozen 

"Sorry that we all have to be subjected to this kind of garbage. Some people have way to [sic] much time on their hands." -Bro. Anonymous Admin of the Scottish Rite Freemasonry NMJ Official Facebook Page

"Is The Past Bastard site satire? I have seen it and see no disclaimers; if those articles on that site are true then Masonry is in a far worse place than I would have predicted." - Bro. Rick Miller

"I think [The Past Bastard] and all of its "material" is terrible. It is NOT funny and has to be very confusing for a lot of people who really don't know who we are anyway. To bad you haven't got anything good to say about the Gentle Craft." - Bro. Francis Dryden

"I'm not usually in the habit of directing readers to The Past Bastard Masonic satire site..." -Bro. Chris Hodapp

"If [The Past Bastard] is satire, it's in exceptionally poor taste." -Bro. Rick Beaulieu  

"Satire requires humor....[The Past Bastard] completely lacks humor and fails to be funny." -Bro. u/Gleanings, who has a penchant for redundancy

"...there's no humour [in The Past Bastard]." -Bro. u/RadarWesh

"[The] Past Bastard is a childish insult of our vaunted craft. Real Masons should ignore it." -Bro. Dennis Oakland 

"I don't find [The Past Bastard] funny at all." -Melanie Schoonmaker

"I don't find [The Past Bastard] funny either." -Kathy Rary, Melanie's BFF 

"I actually do not find [The Past Bastard's] satire funny, or truthful...SK Bro. Mason Burhmaster should be ashamed of himself." -Katheryn Neudecker  

"[The Past Bastard] is awful and detrimental to the Craft. The brother who writes it should be ashamed." -Bro Anonymous 

"You're a poor excuse for a Freemason if you think mean-spirited jokes picking on minorities and ethnic clothing pass for acceptable humor." - Bro. Tom Ryan
"I'm 100% on board with [The Past Bastard]." -Mr. Wil Wheaton, in reference to this article.

"I can not believe how poorly educated the Adminisrators of this page are." -Bro. Pat Cuntrera ."

The managing editor and writers of The Past Bastard graciously thank all of our readers for their continued support!

Est. Time Immemorial


  1. Not how you get yourself onto the testimonials page. But I like your style, kid. If this were Reddit, I'd give you an upvote. -MB

  2. :-) You guys are excellent.