Testimonials

Read what people are saying about The Past Bastard!

"Pitiful. You should be charged with non-Masonic conduct." -Bro. Francis Dryden

"Glad to see these guys are taking their obligation so seriously." -Bro. Anonymous

"Childish garbage. Why don't you turn in your membership card and move on?" -Bro. Mat Lod

"I missed the 'satire.' I caught the ignorant sarcasm." -Bro. (?) Leslie Johnson

"The articles are usually offensive at best...I wish [The Past Bastard] would just go away." -Bro. Ryan Mercer

"[The Past Bastard] overall is complete garbage. It's no more respectful or appropriate to the Craft than would be adding 'dick and fart jokes' to the degrees." -Bro. Ryan Mercer

"I can't believe this site is run by Masons." -Bro. Anonymous 

"...I didn't really have high expectations for [The Past Bastard] anyway." -Bro. Jason Eddy

"I don't give an ounce of credibility to [The Past Bastard]. It makes our Craft look cheap and rude to anyone who reads the drivel they post. Just another example of why the West Gate needs to be heavily guarded." -Bro. Christopher Matero

"Yeah, well, not really a fan [of The Past Bastard], but when your jurisdiction gets featured by this guy, you might want to reexamine your public image." -Bro. Chris Hodapp

"If [The Past Bastard] is the 'best choice' for Masonic satire, then the lesser choices must be painfully unfunny." -Bro. u/edit-boy-zero 

"I fail to see the humor, sarcastic or otherwise, in [The Past Bastard]." -Bro. u/speculativemason

"Most of [The Past Bastard's] articles have been 'meh.'" -Bro. u/taozen 

"Sorry that we all have to be subjected to this kind of garbage. Some people have way to [sic] much time on their hands." -Bro. Anonymous Admin of the Scottish Rite Freemasonry NMJ Official Facebook Page

"Is The Past Bastard site satire? I have seen it and see no disclaimers; if those articles on that site are true then Masonry is in a far worse place than I would have predicted." - Bro. Rick Miller

"I think [The Past Bastard] and all of its "material" is terrible. It is NOT funny and has to be very confusing for a lot of people who really don't know who we are anyway. To bad you haven't got anything good to say about the Gentle Craft." - Bro. Francis Dryden

"I'm not usually in the habit of directing readers to The Past Bastard Masonic satire site..." -Bro. Chris Hodapp

"If [The Past Bastard] is satire, it's in exceptionally poor taste." -Bro. Rick Beaulieu  

"Satire requires humor....[The Past Bastard] completely lacks humor and fails to be funny." -Bro. u/Gleanings, who has a penchant for redundancy

"...there's no humour [in The Past Bastard]." -Bro. u/RadarWesh

"[The] Past Bastard is a childish insult of our vaunted craft. Real Masons should ignore it." -Bro. Dennis Oakland 

"I don't find [The Past Bastard] funny at all." -Melanie Schoonmaker

"I don't find [The Past Bastard] funny either." -Kathy Rary, Melanie's BFF 

"I actually do not find [The Past Bastard's] satire funny, or truthful...SK Bro. Mason Burhmaster should be ashamed of himself." -Katheryn Neudecker  

"[The Past Bastard] is awful and detrimental to the Craft. The brother who writes it should be ashamed." -Bro Anonymous 

"You're a poor excuse for a Freemason if you think mean-spirited jokes picking on minorities and ethnic clothing pass for acceptable humor." - Bro. Tom Ryan
 
"I'm 100% on board with [The Past Bastard]." -Mr. Wil Wheaton, in reference to this article.

"I can not believe how poorly educated the Adminisrators of this page are." -Bro. Pat Cuntrera ."
  

The managing editor and writers of The Past Bastard graciously thank all of our readers for their continued support!