Monday, May 2, 2016

Lodge Updates Musician Officer Position to Lodge DJ

Great Kills, NY - In an effort to make Freemasonry more relevant to today's youth, Sixth Liberal Science Lodge #8 has decided to update their Lodge Musician office to Lodge DJ.  Hardly an innovation in Masonry, the Lodge has kept the term "musician" in the officer lineup to keep Grand Lodge Officers at bay.

"We frankly got tired of the traditional organ and piano music, you know?" Worshipful Master Jesse Pinkman quipped.  "No one knows how to play the organ anymore and you can do a lot more with a pair of turntables."

Today, Lodge Officers can enter the Lodge room with a prelude of dubstep, candidates can take their obligations accompanied by Notorious B.I.G., and Officer Installations are a sight to see, resembling more of a rave than a solemn procession.

The Lodge has added a new line item in their budget to stock the DJ's  Musician's record crate based on listener requests and fresh jams.

Apathy was not available at press time for comment.

-Knight Kadeuch, Kennedy MacFaulty, 69˚ of the Mediocre Elu


  1. What a disgrace I really do hope this is a clannie

  2. One of the Lodges near me has an Organist that can't play an instrument. He's got a DJ program on his laptop and selects appropriate muse for the occasion: Classical for at labor and popular music when at refreshment.

  3. Brilliant, I can give up playing piano and organ and spin a few tunes; love it large!