"We frankly got tired of the traditional organ and piano music, you know?" Worshipful Master Jesse Pinkman quipped. "No one knows how to play the organ anymore and you can do a lot more with a pair of turntables."
Today, Lodge Officers can enter the Lodge room with a prelude of dubstep, candidates can take their obligations accompanied by Notorious B.I.G., and Officer Installations are a sight to see, resembling more of a rave than a solemn procession.
The Lodge has added a new line item in their budget to stock the
Apathy was not available at press time for comment.
-Knight Kadeuch, Kennedy MacFaulty, 69˚ of the Mediocre Elu
What a disgrace I really do hope this is a clannie
ReplyDeleteOne of the Lodges near me has an Organist that can't play an instrument. He's got a DJ program on his laptop and selects appropriate muse for the occasion: Classical for at labor and popular music when at refreshment.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant, I can give up playing piano and organ and spin a few tunes; love it large!
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