"So now we're switching to a system that has worked for hundreds of years in masonic lodges, the mechanism known as the 'progressive line'. A progressive line ensures that our supreme rulers have the qualifications and time in the previous chairs to ensure a smooth transition. Yes, it encourages laziness and promotes nepotism, but what else are we going to do? A popular vote? We almost had a progressive line going with the Bushes in the past, but Jeb just couldn't learn his ritual in time."
PGM Rip Tile informs us that grooming of the officers for the 2020 elections has already begun. The editors of The Past Bastard have it on good authority that Vermin Supreme has a transition plan, is working on his ritual, and is part of the audit comittee. Be prepared to "vote" for Vermin in the "democratic" "election" in four years.
-Knight Kadeuch, Kennedy MacFaulty, 69˚ of the Mediocre Elu