Showing posts with label Masonic Week. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Masonic Week. Show all posts

Monday, May 9, 2016

NMJ discusses replacing working tools with image memes


Crystal City, VA -- In one of the more revolutionary concepts to come out of the 2016 Masonic Week convention, Bro. John McNaughton, SGC for the Scottish Rite Northern Masonic Jurisdiction, floated the idea that the working tools associated with the lessons of Freemasonry are old-fashioned, and could easily be replaced by more approachable forms of symbolic communication.

“... far too many current Masonic leaders do not understand that some traditions which served the needs of the fraternity in the past have very simply become outdated technology. For example, their insistence of stressing memorized ritual above all else in the craft, along with their edicts and rules, do not seem to be working very well in mostly empty 21st century lodge rooms.”

The 33ยบ SGC went on to describe how it might be better approached.

“The younger guys, today, are familiar with Facebook and Twitter, and they’re always passing along pictures that have been altered to have pithy or inspirational messages on them. Instead of trying to convey some kind of moral lessons with a few tools, like a square - which nobody uses in real life, anymore - we would be much better off showing them picture memes with the appropriate messages. It will be faster, and less prone to misunderstanding.”  

Although the SR has no authority over the Craft lodges, many Grand Lodge officers hold the various Supreme Grand Commanders in awe, and it’s not unusual for them to take those ideas and pass them along at the various Blue Lodge educational seminars. While there was little discussion over the idea of replacing the working tool lectures with Facebook memes, the fact that most of the Grand Masters and other officers present did not denounce the idea shows that at least some of them will be considering the move.

-- Conte Calvino Gliostro


Monday, February 15, 2016

Mason Mistakes Masonic Week for Geek Convention; Disappointment Ensues

Washington, DC - While almost all of the brothers (and sisters) at the annual AMD Masonic Week convention were pleased to be there and enjoyed meeting famous Freemasons and listening to various lectures, Bro. Bryan Bursar of Raceway Lodge No. 286 in Raceway, Indiana expressed some disappointment. 
 
“I was really excited at first because I heard that Masonic Week was like a big Masonic geek convention, you know? Like, a MasoniCon, right? So I wore my Starfleet shirt because I had expected to be meeting Brent, the guy who played Data on The Next Generation.”

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Commander Data was not played by Bro. Brent Morris.
Bro. Bursar had driven from Raceway, and took the week off from work, and said that he slept in his car. When asked to talk about why he was so upset, he went on to explain, “I got in the line for this book signing, and I couldn’t believe that I was the only one wearing a Starfleet shirt. I mean, a lot of the Masons I know are LARP addicts and gamers, so you’d think that there would have been more of them at MasoniCon.
 

“The worst part was when I got up to the table, and there was this old guy in glasses who was signing some kind of orange book. I waited in line for 45 minutes, and that’s when I discovered that the guy signing was named Brent Mortis, or something like that. Turns out, the guy who played Data was named Brent Spiner.”
 
Bro. Bursar went on to say that because he’d never heard the name “Brent” before, he figured that it was a stage name unique to the Star Trek actor. 
 
“They really should warn people before they go wasting their time on stuff like that,” he said ruefully.

-- Conte Calvino Gliostro

Monday, February 8, 2016

Grand Council of Allied Masonic Degrees Creates New Degree System to Restore Masonic Week Elitism


Every year, the annual York Rite Masonic Week in or around Washington, D.C. draws Masons from around the world in celebration of Freemasonry; more especially in celebration of the York Rite appendant bodies. In fact, 2015 had record attendance due to the influx of members and the depth and breadth of Masonic presentations. Citing the recent popularity of Masonic Week, The Grand Council of the Allied Masonic Degrees has decided to rectify this lack of elitism by instituting three new degrees to re-introduce exclusivity in the craft.

Titled "The Royal Sovereign Order of Damascus," the three-tiered degree system is now the most exclusive body of Freemasonry. So exclusive, in fact, that the original degree author had to be felled by the penalties of the newly created degrees before completion in order to preserve secrecy. As usual, these degrees are invitation-only, with the additional challenge of trying to figure out who is actually a member of this "invisible college."

Should you be lucky enough to receive an invitation this week, say nothing, destroy all of the evidence (including your gilded parchment letter), and await your initiation on the last day of Masonic Week, Sunday, February 14th. The Society of The Royal Sovereign Order of Damascus assumes you are already elite enough to not have any plans set aside for Valentine's Day because Masonry comes first.

-Knight Kadeuch, Kennedy MacFaulty, 69˚ of the Mediocre Elu